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<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene
<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers !?

<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, and i went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like ahhh and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what the fuck to do.

(@Blaxthos) CANTON, Georgia (AP) -- Christmas is still going strong for 14-year- old Nick Waters.
(@Blaxthos) When the boy's church asked what he wanted for Christmas, Nick, who cannot talk and was born with no arms, slowly typed his reply with his feet: Lot's of Christmas cards. Ten thousand of them.
(@Blaxthos) jesus christ
(@Blaxthos) ASK FOR ARMS DUMBASS

Perso, j'adore.